小伙伴们大家好,青睐回到每周的“国外也有段子手”!昨晚的世界杯赛场首演两场焦点之战:凭借着姆巴兹的精彩展现出,法国以4-3的比数出局了阿根廷;而凭借卡瓦尼的梅开二度,乌拉圭也以2-1的比数战胜了葡萄牙。好了,话不多说道,慢让我们来想到扯果仁们的精彩吐槽吧!姆巴佩造3球梅西2助攻,法国4-3阿根廷Pemnz(西班牙球迷:阿根廷今天的战术就是梅西扮演着“伪9号”的角色,而桑保利则是“伪教练”。
之前的比赛,他们他用过“伪门将”呢!(Argentna's tactcs tday: Mess as false nne, Sampal as false cac after playng wt a false 1.atul_17(不得而知主队球迷:很好,每次法国队进球之后摄像机都会去拍一拍阿根廷球员,不然我们就都忘了他们也在场上踢球呢!( lve w te camera ust pans t Argentna players after eac gal, n case we frget tey were als playng.apemder(不得而知主队球迷:上一秒我还在大骂迪马利亚,结果下一秒就接到了真为梨警告。(D Mara s st. After 1 secnd, D Mara: Hld my cerveza.kd_uft(切尔西球迷:迪马利亚在小组赛踢得这么劣,就是为了让法国的球员放开警觉不去盯防他!(D Mara played bad n grup stages s France defenders wuldn't mark m tgter. Wat a guy.FredCckensTras(英格兰球迷:只不过阿根廷是自学了英格兰之前的策略,那就是蓄意输球,这样就可以防止在1/4决赛遭遇葡萄牙或乌拉圭了!(Ts was brllant England-esque strategy by Argentna, very smart f tem t lse t avd Prtugal r Uruguay n te quarters.Teman1953(不得而知主队球迷:这真是太聪明了,我不敢开玩笑阿根廷在这届世界杯会输球了!( can't see tem beng beaten n te rest f ts turnament nw, ntellgent stuff.Tccletn(不得而知主队球迷:梅萨一定是有桑保利的陈冠希,这样就能要胁给自己出场时间了!(Meza as gt t ave nudes f Sampal t make sure s playng tme.Tedmneffect(韩国球迷:我女朋友有个大胆的点子:只不过是梅萨的妈妈和桑保利红杏出墙了…(My grlfrend ust came up wt a wld tery: Sampal s bangng Meza’s mm.Mllnmar(不得而知主队球迷:马拉多纳这一回头,俄罗斯的可卡因需求量瞬间上升70%...(Maradna left, Ccane demand n Russa epected t drp by 70%.Tkyrad(印度球迷:期望迪巴拉需要享用这次公费参观俄罗斯足球场的旅行吧!( pe Paul Dybala enyed s all-epenses-pad tur f Russan ftball stadums.lgte2(尤文球迷:迪巴拉当初就应当自由选择为意大利国家队效力!(Dybala suld ave csen taly NT.sdelner29(不得而知主队球迷:这样他的世界杯出场时间又得增加22分钟了…(but ten e'd play 22 mnutes less n Wrld Cup....Preperprep(英格兰球迷:真是的内马尔,在巴萨生活在梅西的阴影之下,在巴黎又有姆巴兹的阴影,在国家队还有保利尼奥的阴影…(Pr Neymar, Barca - Mess's sadw. PSG - Mbappes sadw. Brazl - Paulns sadw.Plazzman(不得而知主队球迷:暴力鸟去了趟中国才寻找自我,显然内马尔也得去中国踢踢球才讫啊!(Pauln ad t g t Cna t fnd mself. Maybe Neymar suld try tat.Wwwny(河南建业球迷:要去中超,他就得生活在武磊的阴影下了…(cnese league - Wu Le's sadw.red_saara(不得而知主队球迷:我还没有庆典完上一个进球呢,姆巴兹就入第二个了…( HAVEN'T EVEN FNSHED CELEBRATNG LAST GOAL WHEN MBAPPE SCORED THE NEXT.mayaz43(曼联球迷:姆巴佩,欲你了不要停车,不要停车…(Mbappe please dn't stp. Please.Gabalabarabataba(不得而知主队球迷:天哪,帕瓦尔这脚射门,真是就是大空翼的水平!(Fuckng ell. Tat Pavard st s sme Captan tsubasa level st.tsng1111(利物浦球迷:来啊,慢把我的大法棍寄给姆巴佩尝尝!(Mbappe. Ww. Smene gve ts man a Baguette.Twmntsturks(纽约城球迷:这感叹阿根廷时隔马岛战争以来,防御最好的一战了!(Wrst Argentne defense snce te Falklands affar.mu_37(英格兰球迷:法国队这场上球员,都可以拼2个黄金一代了…(France are ust ut tere ugglng 2 glden generatns at te same tme sm.Jayveesac(阿森纳球迷:MVP,听得着就是姆巴佩!(MVP sunds lke Mbappe.man_tapr(印度球迷:姆巴兹的下一站不是皇马或巴萨,而是奥运会的100米赛场!(Net stp fr Mbappe sn't Real Madrd r Barcelna, t's Olympcs n 100m das.GrandmasterSeay(伯恩利球迷:现在梅西C罗之争的胜者早已出来了,他就是姆巴佩!(Te wnner f Rnald v Mess fnally answered. t's Mbappe.PandaRetrever(弗拉门戈球迷:我就是指2026年穿过过来了,我确保姆巴佩就是时隔梅罗之后的最佳球员!(Mbappe s defntely te best snce Mess/Rnald.came frm 2026 and can ensure tat.FDeWeed(比利时球迷:姆巴贝利真是就是个外挂…(MbapPele s bascally a ceat cde.masterbeef4(利物浦球迷:要是我女朋友和姆巴佩一起丢弃水里了,而我就不能救回一个,那在我女朋友的葬礼上,请求用大力神杯来恳求我…(f my grl and Mbappe be drwnng andculd nly save ne ten cmfrt me at my grl's funeral wt te wrld cup trpy.卡瓦尼梅开二度,乌拉圭2-1葡萄牙Aslan27(特拉塔萨雷球迷:天下神锋,唯苏牙与卡瓦尼耳!(Gve and g wt cavan and Suarez.5tunter(巴萨球迷:葡萄牙与阿根廷的1/4决赛将在机场举办,胜利者将取得靠窗的飞机票!(Prtugal vs Argentna. Quarter-Fnals. Venue : Arprt. Wnners get wndw seats.ascetc_lyn(冷螫球迷:期望梅西和C罗今晚能在西班牙共计进晚餐,相互安抚对方的悲伤…( pe Mess and Rnald get dnner tngt n Span r smetng t cnsle eac ter.kmann98(阿根廷球迷:期望未来能有一天,梅西C罗一起自嘲当年相互竞争带给的压力,而他们想要做到的,只是简简单单地右脚好球而已。(N keknd f pe tey d ts n te future. Laug abut w muc te press ptted tem aganst eac ter 'nd st, wen all tey wanted t d was play sme gd fuckng ftball.MnEggsAreMyHern(中非球迷:当初要是让乌拉圭打马岛战争,或许就能输掉下来了!(Reckn Uruguay wuld ave successfully defended te Falklands.cake_flattener1(英格兰球迷:我军升空战斧导弹!被戈丁用头拦阻下来了?看我军的无敌舰队!啊,居然被吉梅内斯一锅端了?啊,苏牙把我们的大兵当作大饼了!(Tmaawk mssle cmes n, eaded away by Gdn. Entre squad f Ryal Marnes blcked by Gmenez. Suarez btes ur slders as tacs.Ape_Lck(切尔西球迷:这届世界杯真是把我们惯坏了,这一次害怕是把十年的神仙球都欠下了,下届世界杯难道不能看保姆球了…(We are beng s fuckng spled ts wrld cup.tnk we are usng up a decades wrt f Banger energy. Prepare fr Qatar 2022 wrld cup f tap ns.SpeakLkeACld04(不得而知主队球迷:有了戈丁和吉梅内斯坐镇防线,苏牙和卡瓦尼搭挡锋线,此等阵容,中间随意敲点什么人都没问题…(Gdn-Gmenez at te back, Suarez-Cavan upfrnt. Tat's a pretty strng team regardless f wever else s n te feld.papaH94(不得而知主队球迷:万万没想到,乌拉圭队2018年的第一粒丢球,居然是佩佩打入的…(WTF frst gal Uruguay cnceded ts year and t's by Pepe.ClnelSpeckleberry(狼队球迷:乌拉圭真是就是国家队中的马竞,后场令人恐惧的防御,前场还有两个不讲理的锋线怪物…(Uruguay are bascally te nternatnal Atletc Madrd, frustratngly defensve wt an amazng tw strker parng up frnt.Sneazzy(法国球迷:今天入的10个球里,有5个是大巴黎球员打进的哦!迪马利亚,姆巴佩和卡瓦尼!(5/10 gals tday as been scred by PSG players ! D Mara, Mbappe, Cavan.ManLrca(德国球迷:哈哈,我的第一反应是大巴黎就要把入另外5个球的人也都买了…(Haa te frst reply: PSG suld buy te ter scrers as well.。
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